I WON 700,000 BRITISH POUNDS !

WOW ! The email arrived this morning with the subject "Congratulations!" from the Nikoa Company in the UK.

 

NOKIA E-MAIL DRAW/2012 NOKIA CO-OPERATION      22 GARDEN CLOSE STAMFORD LICE PE92YP,LONDON UNITED KINGDOM,ENGLAND. CONGRATULATION ONCE AGAIN!!!

ATTENTION WINNER This email is to notify you that your email address was
randomly selected and entered into our/2012
promo draws for NOKIA COMPANY UK. You have subsequently
emerged a winner and therefore entitled to a substantial
amount of 700,000,00 Great British Pounds, (Seven Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds) 
For further information, kindly confirm receipt of this
email, by forwarding Your Details as states below to our
claims department. Email: nokia_ukdraw2012@hotmail.com KINDLY FILL OUT THE PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM MOBILE number:+447017602344

QUALIFICATION NUMBERS:
Reference Number..............NA36583658UK
Winning Number is..................NA09765655BX
Batch Number...................NA89765577FG
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PERSONAL INFORMATION:
FULL NAME....................................................................
SEX..................................................................................
AGE.................................................................................
ADDRESS.........................................................................
COUNTRY........................................................................
CITY.................................................................................
STATE...............................................................................
MOBILE NUMBER..........................................................
OCCUPATION.................................................................
EMAIL ID........................................................................
TOTAL AMOUNT WIN...................................................

So let's see now.... 1British pound = $1.58 so I just won $11,060,000 Dollars ! Of course I'll have to deduct the income tax to Uncle Sam. If you have any idea of how I should spend all this please let me know. Also if anyone needs any help financially, just make a list of needs and I'll try to get around to you as soon as possible. Oh, I also need to read the rest of the email for instructions...let see. To those of you that think this is a scam, let me assure you right now that Rev. Doctor Robert is  the chairman of Nokia and there's even a picture of him in his cleric outfit. There's also a picture some of the other officers in the corporation or something. And here's their phone number and even the email address. See, that couldn't be a scam. Could it?

PHONE NUMBER:+447017602344, nokia_ukdraw2012@hotmail.com

and then of course there's this warning message 

WARNING :...
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Note: Any unclaimed prize will be returned to the treasury of nokia company. You are advised to keep your winning details strictly to yourself and not share it with any individual or firm to avoid sophistication's of your prize.

Then again, maybe it is a scam....darn... I didn't take the time to copy the whole email for you. This is such a fake that it's laughable that people could fall for a scam such as this. I can't believe that some thief took the time to make such an unsophisticated, childish piece of junk in the hopes that some stupid American would fall for the trap. How pathetic ! I did report it as a scam already.

A LETTER FROM YOUR ADDICTION*

                                   'Till Death Do Us Part'
                   A LETTER FROM YOUR ADDICTION*
*Grandpa Bob is not the author of this letter. It's too well written by someone who knows.

Dear Friend,

I've come to visit you again. I love to see you suffer mentally, physically, spiritually and socially. I want to make you restless so you can never relax. I want you jumpy and nervous and anxious. I want to make you agitated and irritable so everything and everybody makes you uncomfortable. I want you to be confused and depressed so that you can't think clearly or positively. I  want to make you hate everything and everyone- especially yourself. I want you to feel guilty and remorseful for the things you have done in the past and you'll never be able to let go of. I want to make you angry and hateful toward the world the way it is and the way you are. I want you to feel sorry for yourself and blame everything BUT ME for the way things are. I want to make you be deceitful and untrustworthy and to manipulate and con as many people as possible. I want to make you fearful and paranoid for no  reason at all. I want you to wake up during all hours of the night screaming for me. You know you can't sleep without me. I'm even in your dreams.

I want to be the first thing you think about every morning and the last thing you think about before you black out. I would rather kill you, but I'll be happy enough  to put you back in the hospital, another institution, or jail. But you know I'll be waiting for you when you get out. I love to watch you slowly go insane. I love to see all the physical damage I am causing you. I can't help but sneer and chuckle when you shiver and shake, when you freeze and sweat all at the same time.

It's amusing to watch you ignore yourself, not eating, not sleeping, and ignoring your personal hygiene. Yes, it's amazing how much destruction I can do to your internal organs while at the same time, work your brain, destroying it bit by bit.

I deeply appreciate how much you sacrifice for me. The countless good jobs you've given up because of me. I cannot express in words of gratitude I have for the loyalty you have for me. You sacrifice all these beautiful things in life just to devote yourself completely to me.

But do not despair, my friend, for on me you can always depend. For after you have lost all these things, you can still depend on me to take even more. You can depend on me to keep you in a living hell, to keep your mind, body, and soul - FOR I WILL NOT BE SATISFIED UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!

Forever yours,

Your addiction